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Content The stages of every linux user Stage 1 -uses ubuntu, Linux mint, etc - very new to linux -eager to learn more Stage 2 - maybe moved distro maybe not - 1k karma from rLinuxmemes - competent knowledge on linux Stage 3 - uses arch or Manjaro - "I use arch btw" unironically - thinks they are stage 4 Stage 4 -uses Debian, or something similar - fully understands their system - comfortable with their distro and system Stage 5 - secret stage -uses any BSD or Linux from scratch -prefers to lurk in the community

When you realize that both JavaScript and C++ can be represented as either a massive rhinoceros or a delicate butterfly depending on which parts you actually use. The "Good Parts" books are basically saying "Here's how to avoid getting impaled by the language you're forced to use at work." Honestly, the fact that both languages need books specifically to identify their non-terrible features is the most savage burn in computer science history.

Forget revolutionary AI features or seamless integrations—the real MVP in software updates is when they finally fix that one tiny UI element that's been driving you insane for years. Nothing captures developer priorities quite like ignoring Atlassian's fancy "Intelligence" features while celebrating the notification bell icon finally being properly aligned. The cosmic satisfaction of seeing that crooked bell straightened is the kind of dopamine hit that no amount of "groundbreaking functionality" could ever provide. Developers don't want the future; they just want that one pixel to stop haunting their dreams.

Content 1664193684820.png, 325KiB, 512512 Anonymous Mon 26 Sep 2022 15:01:35 No. 174703216 174702313 damn it this reminded me of the guy who sparked the interest in technology in me when i was like 7-8 yo download some song.exe pc goes wild neighbour kid who is 8 years older than me comes home to fix it explains file formats to me next week ask him to come install prince of persia explains cracks and game installation a year later shows me how to setup a private WoW server shows me how bug exploiting works in private WoW servers helping me get geared up go to their house shows me some script that opens and closes the CD tray MINDISFUCKINGBLOWNAWAY.jpg gives me the address for his website im actually losing my shit now the site is mainlv nudes of some chicks and a bikini photo session of a local 910 hottie shows me how it works and explains some pho and html shit which sounded like black magic back then this is the day i became a coomer and decided ill be into programming. 20 years later im a java dev and archiving chaturbate streams en masse thank you, neighbouring coomer geek for pointing me in the right direction ProgrammerHumor io

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The brutal truth of how different developers handle bugs in their natural habitat: JavaScript devs: Just set everything on fire, copy-paste Stack Overflow, and limp onward with bandaged arms. Backend devs: Channel their inner Batman to hunt down the responsible developer. No mercy. Web devs: Accidentally release bugs, make them worse by trying to fix them, then finally remember they have sudo powers. Tech support: "It's not a bug, it's a feature." The ancient incantation that turns problems into product specifications. QA: Can't find bugs? Break everything and walk away. Job description: professional chaos agent. C++ devs: When all else fails, nuclear option. rm -rf and pray to the compiler gods.