Just Say Fkn Remove It

Feature-toggle Client-requests Default-settings Feature-flags Product management User-requirements Code changes Technical debt Frontend-suffering

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11 months ago 217,005 views 0 shares

Just Say Fkn Remove It

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Oh, the sacred developer ritual of feature toggles! You spent 3 weeks implementing that beautiful, elegant feature with perfect test coverage and documentation. Your code is your baby. Then the client casually asks, "Can we just have a switch to turn it off?" PAIN. The worst part? Deep down you know they'll never actually use it, but you still have to set it to false by default because "business requirements." That cat's teary eyes represent every developer who's had to wrap their masterpiece in if(featureEnabled) blocks while silently whispering "just say you want to remove it entirely, you coward."

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