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The great fullstack developer purge has begun! This meme perfectly captures the eternal struggle between specialization and jack-of-all-trades in software development. Some tech lead somewhere decided that being good at everything is suspicious and probably impossible - so now we're officially segregating developers like oil and water. Frontend devs will forever be cursed to argue about CSS margins while backend devs can continue pretending users don't exist. The middle children of development - fullstack devs - are now officially banned by executive order. Pour one out for those brave souls who dared to understand both how APIs work AND why button colors matter.

The breakfast of modern web browsers. This cereal box parody perfectly captures how Google has turned the browser market into a monoculture where everything is just Chromium in different packaging. Edge, Opera, Brave, Vivaldi - they're all just colorful Chromium berries with different logos slapped on. Firefox and Safari are probably hiding in the pantry wondering why nobody eats real browsers anymore. Naturally and artificially flavored with tracking cookies and RAM consumption.

Ah, the emotional hierarchy of suffering! Girls cried over Titanic, boys over Fast & Furious, but web developers? They shed tears over the unholy hex code #663399 aka "Rebecca Purple." For the uninitiated, Rebecca Purple was named in memory of Eric Meyer's daughter and became an official CSS color. But any frontend dev who's spent hours trying to match a designer's exact shade of purple, only to discover it's off by one hex value in production, knows true pain. Nothing says "existential crisis" like debugging a CSS color inconsistency across browsers at 3am while questioning every career choice that led to this moment.

BEHOLD! The ancient Google homepage from 1999 - back when the internet was an innocent utopia and Google was just a "pure search engine" without all the modern baggage! 😭 Look at this prehistoric artifact claiming "no news feed, no links to sponsors, no ads, no distractions" - I am DECEASED! 💀 Fast forward to today where Google tracks your every digital breath, serves you personalized ads before you even THINK about wanting something, and knows more about your browsing habits than your therapist! This is like finding a picture of your ex before they turned into a complete nightmare. So pure. So simple. So TRAGICALLY gone forever!

OH MY GOD, JavaScript's date handling is the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that keeps on giving! 😱 First, you create a date for March 9th, 2025, and everything seems fine. Then BAM! getDay() returns 0 because it's Sunday (not the 9th day, you fool!). But WAIT, it gets worse! getMonth() returns 2 because January is month ZERO in this twisted universe! And the grand finale? getYear() returns 125 because it counts years since 1900! WHO DESIGNED THIS MADNESS?! The emotional journey from confusion to horror is just *chef's kiss* the quintessential JavaScript experience. The rage is real, people!

The dirty secret of the media processing world is that your fancy video converter, transcoder, or "AI-powered multimedia solution" is just FFmpeg in a trench coat. Companies slap a GUI on it, rename a few buttons, charge you $49.99, and call it revolutionary. Meanwhile, FFmpeg sits in the background doing all the actual work like that one colleague who never gets credit in meetings.