Coder From The Kindergarten

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Coder From The Kindergarten

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Born to code! That baby just skipped "mama" and "dada" and went straight to the universal programmer greeting. The mother's disappointed face says it all - another soul lost to the void of semicolons and stack overflow questions before they even learned to use a sippy cup. Destiny calls, and this infant answered with perfect syntax. The family wanted a doctor, but they're getting a night owl who'll survive on energy drinks and imposter syndrome.

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