Coder From The Kindergarten

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Content Sitting in front of the computer for 6 hours a day increase your risk of death by 40. 8FACTAPP Programmers:

The most brutally honest pie chart that doesn't actually have a legend for the massive red section. Spoiler alert: that's where all the existential dread, burnout, and "why does this code work but that identical code doesn't" lives. Notice how the wellness and stable mental health sections are mysteriously absent from the chart despite being in the legend? That's not a graphical error—it's a feature of modern IT life. The salary slice is there but suspiciously small compared to what recruiters promised. And confidence for the future? That tiny orange slice is what remains after your 17th framework migration this year.

The moment you realize your "quick question" has unleashed a coding apocalypse. That senior dev typing for 10+ minutes isn't crafting a simple yes/no – they're writing your obituary in documentation form. Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like watching those three typing dots continue past the 30-second mark. At that point, you're not getting an answer – you're getting an essay on why your approach is fundamentally flawed, complete with architectural diagrams and references to design patterns you've never heard of. Pro tip: If you see "senior dev is typing..." for more than 2 minutes, start updating your resume.

Ah, the eternal CS vs. Engineering rivalry. Patrick thinks he's found the perfect burn—CS majors are just programmers who run screaming at the mention of actual hardware. Meanwhile, the CS major is having an existential crisis at the mere utterance of "circuits" and "CPUs." As someone who once spent three hours debugging code only to realize my monitor wasn't plugged in properly, I feel personally attacked. Hardware is just software you can't Ctrl+Z when you break it.

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