Three Stagesof Programmer

Content New clients: "It's an old framework sure but at least it's user-friendly!" Their old framework:

Content Hello, are you a website developer ?? Family friend Me ProgrammerHumor.to yes I have started a new usiness can you make a website for free ?

When you run a local AI model but it's having an identity crisis. The DeepSeek model introduces itself as GPT-4, then immediately changes its story to being "DeepSeek R1" in the next message. It's like catching your date using someone else's profile pic, then frantically backpedaling when called out. Trust issues with AI: unlocked.

Ah, the beautiful absurdity of JavaScript! The expression (() => {})() transforms into {} followed by () and a semicolon. It's literally an immediately invoked function expression (IIFE) that returns an empty object, which then gets treated like a function call, followed by a completely disconnected semicolon. The beauty here? This syntactically valid gibberish does absolutely nothing useful. It's like building an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine that just turns itself off. Peak JavaScript moment where you can write code that's simultaneously correct and completely pointless. No wonder the poor soul is questioning their reality!

Content Me trying to think an appropriate name for my variable

Let's be honest—nothing makes you feel like a digital deity quite like hammering out commands in a terminal while non-technical folks watch in awe. Sure, you might just be running ls -la or updating packages, but to the uninitiated, you're basically hacking the Matrix. That little rush when someone says "wow, are you a hacker?" after you grep something trivial? Pure dopamine that money can't buy. We've all lingered on that black screen a bit longer than necessary when someone's watching... don't even pretend you haven't.