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The gaming-to-programming pipeline strikes again! Just like how indie games with passionate developers get overshadowed by flashy AAA titles, the same happens in software development. That obscure library maintained by one sleep-deprived dev who responds to GitHub issues at 3 AM? Criminally underrated. Meanwhile, everyone's fawning over the latest framework from Big Tech™ that will be abandoned faster than New Year's resolutions. The stoic face says it all — silent judgment with a side of existential despair. It's the perfect metaphor for when your favorite tech stack gets zero conference talks while everyone gushes about whatever Google just released (and will kill next quarter).

Nothing screams academic credibility like claiming "JavaScript (or Java)" as if they're interchangeable. That's like saying "A Ferrari (or a bicycle)" is a mode of transportation. The author clearly did their research by checking the "both have Java in the name" box and calling it a day. Next chapter probably explains how HTML is the best programming language and Stack Overflow is just a website about pancakes.

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The eternal product development paradox in four panels! When a product manager demands a flashy new feature, developers ask the reasonable question: "Do our users actually need this?" Then comes the power move—the PM dramatically declares "Look at me. I am the user" with the intensity of someone who's never opened the app outside a demo. This is basically every feature prioritization meeting where actual user research got replaced by executive gut feelings. The "I am the user" declaration is the software development equivalent of "because I said so" from your childhood.