Nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like spending 80% of your time frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time this week. While normal people worry about finding inappropriate texts, your partner just discovered your deepest, darkest shame: you still can't remember if it's :wq
, :q!
, or just smashing your keyboard until something happens. The true walk of shame isn't leaving someone's apartment—it's admitting you've been using Vim for 5 years and still need to look up basic commands. At least she now knows why you're always muttering "hjkl" in your sleep.
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