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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Indie Game Keybinding Nightmare

Gamedev Unity Programming
2 months ago 97.4K views 0 shares
The Indie Game Keybinding Nightmare
Every gamer knows that moment of pure joy discovering a fantastic indie game, only to have it crushed when you realize you can't remap those damn mouse buttons. You're stuck with the developer's bizarre idea that M4/M5 should trigger self-destruct or open your inventory when you just want them for weapon switching. Ten years of software engineering experience and I still can't fathom why key rebinding is treated like some exotic luxury feature. It's literally a hashmap, people. A HASHMAP.

I Use Vim Btw

Vim Bash Programming Linux
3 months ago 161.3K views 0 shares
I Use Vim Btw
Nothing says "I'm a real programmer" like spending 80% of your time frantically Googling "how to exit vim" for the 47th time this week. While normal people worry about finding inappropriate texts, your partner just discovered your deepest, darkest shame: you still can't remember if it's :wq , :q! , or just smashing your keyboard until something happens. The true walk of shame isn't leaving someone's apartment—it's admitting you've been using Vim for 5 years and still need to look up basic commands. At least she now knows why you're always muttering "hjkl" in your sleep.

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