The Polite Developer Brush-Off

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Content ITS TypeScripts I implemented your ideas. Typescripts.org is a clone of the official site. The code examples are littered with subtle errors and overuses 'any'. javascript was never meant to be type safe scrolls across the screen in comic sans. The cookies popup only fades by 10 when you click 'Accept. 'This site was created using ASPNET Blazor Web Assembly 7.0' is in the footer. All instances of Microsoft are replaced with Megahard. Any more grand ideas? ProgrammerHumor i0

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The skull remains calm at "boolean" because it's just a normal data type that can be true or false. But when "boo" appears alone? FULL PANIC MODE. It's October in the codebase and someone's pushing string literals without type checking. The kind of horror that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Bonus spook points if it's in a production environment.

The JavaScript ecosystem has reached peak absurdity with a package called "is-thirteen" that literally just checks if a number equals 13. That's it. That's the entire functionality. But wait! The prophecy foretells an even greater absurdity: someone creating "is-not-thirteen" that imports "is-thirteen" as a dependency just to negate its return value. Because why write num !== 13 when you could add two more dependencies to your already bloated node_modules folder? And the worst part? Deep down we all know it's inevitable. The npm wasteland grows stronger with each passing day.

First frame: Seeing a ternary operator with an empty string fallback. Second frame: Realizing they wrapped it in a try-catch block that does exactly the same thing if it fails. That face when you discover someone wrote defensive code against their defensive code. It's like wearing a life jacket while sitting inside a lifeboat... that's inside another lifeboat. The redundancy is so beautifully pointless it's almost art.