The Polite Developer Brush-Off

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Ah, the eternal battle of type systems! In the top panel, we see C language with its compiler ready to stab you if you dare mix an int with a float. "Is that a char* you're passing to a function expecting void*? PREPARE TO DIE." Meanwhile, Python in the bottom panel is like that rebellious teenager: "Types? Yeah, I've heard of them. More like suggestions, really." Your variable can identify as an integer on Monday and a string by Wednesday afternoon. The IDE just stands there with a sign saying it could warn you, but honestly, it's not paid enough to care. The duality of programming: strict typing that makes you feel like you're disarming a bomb vs. dynamic typing where everything's made up and the types don't matter until runtime explodes in production.

Content LETKO NO SON, WE HAVE TO USE LET K-STRING NOW IMISS IS NO YOU DON'T

Content Me: Okay coworker, how are you doing with migrating this project to a typed language? Coworker: Oh great, I just put every variable as type Any Listen here, you little shit ingflip.com

When your authentication system is so secure, it needs to authenticate itself before authenticating users. That method signature is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to need to see some ID for your ID." The poor guy trapped in authentication purgatory is every developer who's had to implement OAuth2 with refresh tokens while their PM keeps asking "why can't users just login with a password?"

Content Dhanush N DhanushXen HTML - for structure CSS - for style Javascript - for fun React - for work C - for dinosaurs C-for college Swift - for UI Ruby - for rails Query - for legacy Python - for science Typescript - for safety Java - for 3 billion devices 8:29 AM 02 Jul 21 ZIappo.com 603 Retweets 58 Quote Tweets 3,062 Likes 17 ProdrammerHumor.io