Am Ia Master Prompter Or What

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Am Ia Master Prompter Or What

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The pinnacle of technical specifications right here! Nothing says "master prompter" like the incredibly detailed bug report: "the whole app is buggy. Please fix everything." Developers absolutely LOVE these vague instructions that give them zero actionable information. It's like telling a doctor "my body hurts, cure me" and expecting a precise diagnosis. The TypeScript file extension (.tsx) makes it even better - someone's React component is apparently having issues, but good luck figuring out what they are! This is the digital equivalent of pointing at a car and saying "it's broken" without mentioning that it's out of gas.

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