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The JavaScript framework naming convention has officially reached peak confusion. First you're excited about Next.js, thinking you're cutting edge. Then suddenly everyone's talking about Nest.js and you have to pretend you knew the difference all along. By the time you figure that out, Nuxt.js appears and you're completely lost... wait, is it pronounced "nuxt" or "nuked"? And just when you thought you understood, you realize there's ANOTHER framework with practically the same name. At this point, I'm convinced framework creators are just hitting random keys near 'n' on the keyboard and adding ".js" to whatever comes out.

Content Net Developer Centric Consulting Apply On Company Site Do you have a passion for JAVA? Centric Consulting is looking to hire a NET Developer for one of our key clients. Our client is looking for a seasoned professional to make an impact on their team and personal career. This is a mid-level full time remote employment opportunity with our client. What You'll Do as a .NET Developer Build new features and write all kinds of automated tests for them (AngularJS 2 and REST services in WebAPI). Maintain existing features (ASP.NET MVC 5). Keep builds green (TeamCity) and deploy releases (Octopus Deploy). Help write scripts (mainly Powershell) if you enjoy automating processes. Come up with ideas. Learn, refactor, improve. Work in an Agile Kanban way in a remote team. What You'll Bring We want someone who likes to solve problems. You should enjoy taking on the hard stuff. Excellent communication skills are important - both written and verbal. Last but not least, you will, of course, need to be a solid Net Developer. We are looking for people with demonstrated capabilities with Net. The more experience you have with technologies and languages such as C, NET 4.5, WebAPI, ASP NET MVC 5, AngularJS 2, TypeScript, SQL, Entity Framework, the better. Centric believes the best solutions come from diverse teams. We strive to have an environment where everyone has an opportunity to be successful regardiess of their race, color, religion, gender, national origin, ancestry, age, disability, military or veteran status, sexual orientation or gender identity Centric Consulting - 30 days ago - save job - original job

Content Repeating 5 lines of static CSS two times Writing 200 lines of complex TypeScript to compile DRY CSS at run-time

TypeScript promises type safety but then gives us the any type - basically a backdoor that lets you smuggle in whatever garbage you want. The cat's horrified expression is every senior dev watching junior devs slap any on everything to make TypeScript errors go away. "TypeScript: JS with syntax for types" *looks inside* "any" - congratulations, you've defeated the entire purpose of using TypeScript in the first place!

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Oh. My. GOD. This is what happens when you put string concatenation in a job interview! 🤦‍♂️ The interviewer asks what '2' + '2' equals, expecting a proper mathematician to say 4. But our GENIUS candidate answers "22" because in most programming languages, adding two strings with plus signs just SMASHES them together! And what does the IT department do? HIRE THIS PERSON IMMEDIATELY! Because only a TRUE developer would see quotes and think "string concatenation" instead of math. The rest of humanity is just living in DENIAL!