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Oh, the AUDACITY of QA to actually test the application! How DARE they click on buttons that exist on the interface? The developer's solution is nothing short of GENIUS: instead of fixing the crash, just... don't click it? Problem solved! Ship it to production!
This is the developer's equivalent of putting a "Do Not Touch" sign on a broken elevator button instead of, you know, actually fixing the elevator. Why waste precious time debugging when you can simply gaslight QA into thinking they're the problem? Revolutionary problem-solving right here. The button isn't broken if nobody clicks it, right? RIGHT?
Fun fact: This is how we ended up with half the "undocumented features" in software today. One dev's "don't click that" became another generation's "wait, what does this button even do?"
