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Send It To Production

Software engineering Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Code quality Deadlines Production code Workaround Quick-fix Shipping

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11 months ago 390,507 views 0 shares

Send It To Production

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That fence is basically production code after the deadline hit. Someone clearly said "it works, ship it!" despite the glaring white gate hack in the middle. Classic technical debt in physical form! The temporary solution became permanent because hey—it keeps dogs in and burglars out, just like how that spaghetti code somehow passes all the tests. Who has time for clean architecture when the client is breathing down your neck?

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