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My bank account is stopping me. That and the fact that my significant other would immediately file for divorce if I transformed our living room into NASA Mission Control. The hilarious reality gap between developer fantasies and financial constraints is the silent antagonist of every programmer's story. We're out here calculating if we can afford another mechanical keyboard while this setup requires a second mortgage. The irony? Most of us would just use it to run VS Code and Stack Overflow anyway.

The graveyard of abandoned side projects rises from the depths to drown you while you excitedly reach for that shiny new GitHub repo. It's the developer's version of object permanence—if you can't see those half-implemented features and uncommented functions, they don't exist! Until your hard drive runs out of space from 37 different folders named "final_project_ACTUALLY_FINAL_v2". The cognitive dissonance is real: your brain convincing you that this time you'll definitely finish that microservice architecture while the ghosts of your past React components, unfinished Python scripts, and that one Rust project you started after watching a single YouTube tutorial all lurk beneath the surface.

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