Send It To Production

The bell curve of software development wisdom strikes again! In the middle, we've got the stressed-out middle manager screaming about "customer validation" and "alignment meetings" while crying tears of PowerPoint-induced despair. Meanwhile, at both ends of the IQ spectrum, the enlightened few have transcended to the zen philosophy of "ship it and see." Nothing beats the beautiful simplicity of pushing code to production and letting real users be your QA team. Sure, sometimes the server catches fire, but at least you're not stuck in your 7th alignment meeting of the week discussing theoretical edge cases that'll never happen. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that most planning is just postponing the inevitable moment when reality crushes your beautiful architecture anyway.

STOP THE PRESSES! Another developer just announced they're making something with "vibe coding" and "AI" and the entire tech community is ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! 😱 The same revolutionary idea that approximately 47,392 developers had this morning while brushing their teeth! It's the coding equivalent of saying "I breathe oxygen" and expecting a standing ovation. The audacity! The innovation! Someone call the Nobel committee immediately because apparently slapping "AI" on your project is still considered groundbreaking in the year of our lord 2023!

When JavaScript makes you want to set your computer on fire, just remember Java devs are stuck writing 15 lines of code to print "Hello World" in some corporate basement. Suddenly your undefined is not null errors don't seem so bad. Nothing calms the JavaScript rage like realizing you could be writing enterprise Java instead. Perspective is a beautiful thing.

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