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When VS Code decides it's had enough of your spaghetti functions and infinite loops. That error message might be fake, but the feeling is painfully real. Every developer knows that moment when your editor might as well just say "I give up" instead of pointing out the actual syntax error on line 347. The only thing missing is VS Code slowly clapping while it watches you struggle through your 5th refactor attempt.

When someone asks if there's a Spanish programming language, and you respond with "sí++" (yes++), you've just created the perfect bilingual programmer dad joke. It's C++ with a Spanish accent! The beauty is in how it works on multiple levels - "sí" means "yes" in Spanish, and the ++ operator increments a value. So you're essentially saying "yes, but better" in programmer-speak. Genius wordplay that would make any compiler groan.

Ah, the legendary 10x engineer in his natural habitat—Hawaiian shirt, zero f*cks given, and probably hasn't written a line of documentation since 2012. This guy fixed that critical production bug three years ago with code so cryptic nobody dares touch it. The company keeps him around because he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase written in some obscure language he invented while drunk. Meanwhile, everyone else shows up in business casual trying to look professional while this dude rolls in looking like he's headed to a Jimmy Buffett concert after fixing your entire architecture with a one-liner.

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