When I'm Told I'm Going To Need To Incorporate User Testing Into My Design Pipeline

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The universe has a sick sense of humor. You'll stare at your IDE for hours with nothing but static in your brain, then suddenly—mid-shampoo—the solution hits you like a freight train. The bathroom is basically a compiler for human thoughts. Something about the combination of water, isolation, and the inability to reach a keyboard creates the perfect debugging environment. Nature's cruelest joke is that your best code is written in your head while you're nowhere near a computer.

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When a developer finally musters the courage to hear the harsh truth about testing, only to immediately burst into tears upon learning that—gasp—proper testing could have prevented most of their bugs. It's like finding out Santa isn't real, except instead of presents, you've been getting production outages and 3AM emergency calls. The audacity of suggesting developers should test their code before pushing it! Next you'll tell me documentation is useful too!