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The Dam Of Technical Debt

Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing

23 days ago 135.7K views 1 shares

The Dam Of Technical Debt

That tiny crack in the dam is all that stands between your company and a catastrophic flood of bad code decisions from 2012. Management keeps asking why you're "wasting time" fixing the crack instead of building that pointless new feature nobody asked for. Meanwhile, the intern just asked what "documentation" means.

The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes

Testing Programming Debugging

3 months ago 108.8K views 0 shares

The Sweet Dopamine Hit Of Green Checkboxes

Left panel: Absolute existential dread when faced with writing actual tests for your code. Right panel: Sudden burst of dopamine and laser focus when those little green checkmarks start appearing. The perfect representation of developer priorities—validation first, actual work... eventually. The testing equivalent of cleaning your entire apartment to avoid writing one paragraph of documentation.

Understanding Women Is Hard

Programming C++ Algorithms

4 months ago 145.7K views 0 shares

Understanding Women Is Hard

Oh, the classic Drake meme but with a nerdy twist! 🤓 This one hits home for so many of us code monkeys! Rejecting something supposedly difficult (understanding women) but enthusiastically embracing something ACTUALLY mind-bending (mastering advanced data structures, algorithms, and Assembly language). The irony is just *chef's kiss* - we'll happily spend 48 hours debugging pointer arithmetic but panic when asked "what are you thinking about?" Priorities, am I right? 😂