The New Feature Has Zero Bugs

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The New Feature Has Zero Bugs

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The mythical "zero bugs" feature is software development's greatest illusion! What looks like perfect code is actually just perfect isolation—nobody's touching your shiny new feature. It's like building an elaborate sandcastle that nobody visits. The brutal scroll of truth reveals what senior devs learn after countless release cycles: no reported bugs often means no actual users. The character's anguished "NYEHH!" is the sound of a developer's dreams being crushed by reality. Next time your PM celebrates zero bug reports, remember to check those usage metrics first!

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