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Content Q: When I was 4, my sister was 2. 1 am now 44. How old is my sister? Programmer: 44 - (4 - 2) 42 Tester: When I was 4, my sister was 2. I am now 44. How old is my sister? "As Answer a) Follow 97 Request 01 S 000 100 Answers Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated 17h ago This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 years younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why it's tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41

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Content AskReddit EI CM 14h What is just a placebo effect but most people don't realize? 53.2k 17035 comments L hibikikun 4479 8h Loading spinners on web pages. I once had a user complain to me a web app was too slow (and it was pretty fast). So I tested him by making the animation spinner spin much faster. He went to my boss to praise me how much faster the web app was. (spin.js is what i was using)

Content Open source vs closed source Source code is written by a programmer and refers to object code before it has been compiled. When software is described to be 'open source' or 'closed source', this refers to whether or not the source code is accessible to the public. Definition Open source Open source code can be used by anyone without a license and is distributed with the source code. Advantages Can be modified and improved by anyone Technical support from online community Can be modified and sold on Disadvantages Support available online may be insufficient or incorrect. No user manuals. Lower security as may not be developed in a controlled environment Closed Source Closed source code requires the user to hold an appropriate license to use it. Users cannot access the source code as the company owns the copyright license. Thorough, regular and well-tested updates Company owning software provides expert support and user manuals. High levels of security as developed professionally. License restricts how many people can use the software at once Users cannot modify and improve software themselves