Production Breaking Driven Developer

bugs development production Software engineering Deployment Code quality Methodology Tdd

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Production Breaking Driven Developer

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The holy trinity of development methodologies: Test-driven developers write tests before code and silently judge everyone else. Meanwhile, error-driven developers are frantically explaining why production is on fire... again. It's the software development equivalent of "those who can't do, teach" except it's "those who can't test, debug in production." The raised hand isn't blessing code—it's trying to stop the chaos that's about to ensue.

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