Production Breaking Driven Developer

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Production Breaking Driven Developer

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The holy trinity of development methodologies: Test-driven developers write tests before code and silently judge everyone else. Meanwhile, error-driven developers are frantically explaining why production is on fire... again. It's the software development equivalent of "those who can't do, teach" except it's "those who can't test, debug in production." The raised hand isn't blessing code—it's trying to stop the chaos that's about to ensue.

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The sweet irony of sipping coffee while scrolling through memes about broken builds, merge conflicts, and documentation that doesn't exist. Nothing quite like that warm feeling of recognition when you see a joke about the exact bug that made you miss dinner last night. We're all just sitting here, nodding along to jokes about our collective trauma, pretending it's therapy. "Haha, that's exactly how my sprint planning went yesterday!" *takes long sip* *stares into the void*

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