Joys Of Debugging Race Conditions

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Joys Of Debugging Race Conditions

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When your breakpoint doesn't trigger in a multi-threaded app, it's like whispering terrible news to someone who can't hear you. You're frantically trying to catch that one specific execution path, but the thread decides to take a different route every time you're watching. Your face slowly morphs into that exact expression of confused despair as you realize the bug only manifests when you're not debugging it. The worst part? The bug is probably hiding in some innocent-looking line that executes a nanosecond before or after where you're looking.

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