Joys Of Debugging Race Conditions

Content C. main.cc U X cpp C main.cc 1 include iostream int main() if(false) std:: cout "Hi!n"; else while (true) 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 void hello0 std:: cout "Hello World!!!n"; PROBLEMS OUTPUT DEBUG CONSOLE TERMINAL PORTS cpp.:clang -03 main.cc -o main .main Hello World!!!

Content private bool IsEven(int number) Added to pass unit test if (number 11) return false; Added to pass unit test if (number 3) return false; Fix for Ticket 12846 if (number 11407) return false; Fix for Ticket 14336 if (number 9) return false; return true;

JavaScript: where errors silently build a stairway to hell while you smile, blissfully unaware. The C++ dev gets crushed by compiler errors immediately. Meanwhile, the JavaScript dev happily skips along, building an entire application on a foundation of runtime disasters that won't reveal themselves until production. Nothing like that special feeling when your JS code runs perfectly the first time... right before it spectacularly implodes when a user clicks a button.

Senior devs have this remarkable talent for forgetting their own code. First comes the righteous indignation ("WHO WROTE THIS CODE?"), then the escalating fury ("WHICH IDIOT WROTE THIS?"), followed by the team's gentle reminder that it was, in fact, their masterpiece. The final panel's silent "OH" captures that beautiful moment when you realize you're yelling at your past self. Git blame is truly the greatest humbler in software engineering.

The duality of variable naming in one perfect comic. When asked how they name variables, our hero responds with "Just meaningful names" while their actual code tells a different story: let plsHELPiAmSuffering - for when the debugger is your therapist let i_am_hungry - because coding at 3am requires documentation const ETERNAL_PAIN - clearly a well-scoped constant var weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - when you've lost all will to follow naming conventions let tempVarNameWillChangeWhenImNotDoingThisAtMidnight - the lie we tell ourselves Every developer has two wolves inside them: one that wants clean, readable code and another that's having an existential crisis at 2am with a deadline tomorrow.

Content Knowing how to write "Hello World" and calling yourself 'dev' Having 20 years of experience but still keeping quiet to avoid fixing printers