Yolo coding Memes

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Commit It On Your Own

Commit It On Your Own
Ah, the mythical code review in startup land! While established companies have rigorous PR processes with multiple approvers and nitpicky comments about your variable naming conventions, startups operate in the "move fast and break production" paradigm. Your code gets merged straight to main with zero eyeballs on it because there's no time for pesky quality checks when you're disrupting industries and burning through Series A funding. The best code reviewer you'll get is the exception that crashes the app at 2 AM, forcing you to debug your own spaghetti code while chugging energy drinks. Remember: in startup world, it's not a bug—it's an undocumented feature waiting for the next hotfix!

Don't Even Test

Don't Even Test
The perfect encapsulation of developer chaos energy. First guy proudly declares "I'm merging it. fuck the tests" with the confidence of someone who's never had to debug a production outage at 2am. Then the follow-up comment claiming test writing is "a sign of weakness" - spoken like someone whose LinkedIn profile probably lists "School of Hard Knocks" as their education. Future them will be frantically typing "how to revert git push force" while their Slack fills with angry messages from coworkers. The bravado of the untested merge is the software equivalent of saying "hold my beer" before attempting a backflip off the roof.

Trust The Process (Of Skipping Tests)

Trust The Process (Of Skipping Tests)
The quintessential dev team dynamic captured in its natural habitat. Top dev proudly announces "the energy I bring to the team" while showcasing a comment from a teammate who's bypassing all testing protocols with the battle cry "i'm merging it. f*ck the tests." Meanwhile, the cherry on top comes from someone named "Average Engineer" who declares writing test cases is basically admitting your code might have flaws—a cardinal sin in the church of overconfidence. This is that special moment when the CI/CD pipeline becomes CI/See-No-Evil. Future production issues? That's tomorrow-you's problem! Nothing says "high-performing team" like merging untested code at 11:36 PM and calling it "energy."

I Dont Even Test

I Dont Even Test
When a dev tweets "the energy i bring to the team" and it's just someone commenting "i'm merging it. fuck the tests" - that's peak chaotic developer energy right there! 🔥 And then that reply about test cases being "a sign of weakness"? Pure madness! This is that 3 AM deploy energy when you're running on nothing but energy drinks and blind confidence. Ship it and pray nothing breaks! Who needs sleep when you have the adrenaline rush of potentially breaking production?

Testing Code

Testing Code
Oh, the classic "test in production" approach! This meme perfectly captures that moment when you skip all those boring unit tests and QA environments because you're feeling dangerously confident . Why waste time testing locally when your users can do it for you? Nothing says "I trust my code" like finding out about bugs through angry customer emails! It's basically Russian roulette but with your job security! 😂