The Unholy Trinity Of Developer Existence

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The Unholy Trinity Of Developer Existence

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The UNHOLY TRINITY of a developer's existence! GitHub looking all dark and mysterious like it's judging your commit messages. StackOverflow with that knowing smirk because it's seen your desperate 3AM questions. And then there's YOUR CODE - that absolute DEMON CHILD that started as a "quick fix" and evolved into an eldritch horror that would make Lovecraft weep! The tattoo is *chef's kiss* perfect because your code is LITERALLY permanently etched into your nightmares. It's the monster YOU created and now must live with FOREVER!

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