Stack Overflow's Worst Nightmare: ChatGPT

Ah, the classic "Google search suggestions" meme with Pepe looking concerned. Nothing like society's collective search history to remind us where we stand in the pecking order. After 20 years in this industry, I can confirm we're all just weird losers who jump at the sound of a production alert. The "not engineers" one hits particularly hard for those of us who spent $100K on CS degrees only to be told "real engineers build bridges." The truth hurts, but at least we can afford therapy with our six-figure salaries that we spend entirely on mechanical keyboards and energy drinks.

The trap is set and no developer stands a chance. Stack Overflow as bait? Pure genius. We're such simple creatures - just prop up a blue crate with a stick, slap "Stack Overflow" on it, place a cup of coffee underneath, and throw in a dark IDE theme for good measure. The sad part? I'd absolutely crawl under that trap knowing full well it's a trap. After 15 years of coding, my entire career is basically me repeatedly falling for this exact setup while muttering "just one more question about this obscure error and I'll actually start coding."

The eternal time warp of debugging. Morning you is so naive and optimistic: "This is an easy bug. I can fix it in minutes." Fast forward 14 hours, and you're still there, hunched over in the dark, questioning your career choices, sanity, and why you didn't become a farmer instead. The bug that was supposed to be a quick fix has now spawned 17 Stack Overflow tabs, 3 GitHub issues, and the slow realization that your "simple fix" has uncovered seven more critical bugs lurking beneath the surface. The only thing that's changed is your posture and will to live.

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The moment someone claims their regex handles "all edge cases perfectly" is when experienced developers reach for the doubt button faster than they reach for coffee on Monday morning. That innocent little pattern is probably hiding six different ways to break your production server when someone inputs an emoji, a null byte, or—heaven forbid—actual human language with accents. The confidence of regex authors is inversely proportional to the number of Stack Overflow tabs they'll need open tomorrow.

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