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Content ME How's the gig so far? SEBASTIAN Training days all week. Super slow since our manager was out on vacation today, but he'll be here tomorrow ME Training? Lol, my company was like "can you google and read stack exchange? Cool"

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That awkward moment when you're Googling "worst coding practices to avoid" and suddenly your entire codebase is being described in painful detail. Nothing quite matches the existential dread of realizing you're not reading a list of mistakes—you're reading your autobiography. The side-eye puppet perfectly captures that moment of horrific self-awareness when Stack Overflow basically says "you know that thing you're doing? Yeah, don't do that." Bonus points if you find your exact implementation labeled as "Example of what NOT to do."

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Content 106 140 votes 6 answers 522k views So this is how democracy dies.