The Original Vibe Coder

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The Original Vibe Coder

programming-memes, developer-life-memes, expectations-vs-reality-memes, tech-humor-memes, coding-journey-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Started out thinking I'd build the next Facebook. Ended up debugging CSS margins at 3 AM while questioning my life choices. The "vibe coder" phase is that brief window where you still think programming is all holographic interfaces and revolutionary algorithms—before reality hits and you're fighting with dependency hell in a dimly lit room, sustained only by caffeine and Stack Overflow.

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