The Original Vibe Coder

Content Joby Hollis Jobium Hello my name is Joby, I have a PhD in Physics and I work for NASA and I just had to look up the equation for the volume of a sphere 1:41 PM 03 Sep 18 26.8K Retweets 171K Likes

Content Me: print"Hello World"!) Output: Hello World! Me: WHYI'M SO GOOD AT CODING 10:01 made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic "I'm the only user that matters" syndrome. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like rejecting all forms of validation and building exclusively for an audience of one - yourself. The character's intense expression perfectly captures that moment when someone suggests your code might need to survive contact with actual humans. Truly groundbreaking approach to software development: "It works on my machine and in my brain, ship it."

Content Mads Brodt madsbrodt 01 Aug When we work as developers, we're not paid to code. We're not paid to use different languages and frameworks. We're paid to solve problems - for businesses and users. Code just happens to be an efficient tool to reach that goal. But don't lose sight of the real objective. 43 17 681 2.747 Moses Lemar moseslaughs Replying to madsbrodt You're paid to google shit stop lying 11:17 pm 01 Aug 20 Twitter for iPhone V

The eternal developer paradox: spending 8 hours debugging a complex authentication system but completely freezing up when faced with the green "Code" button on GitHub. The fear is real—do I clone? Download ZIP? Copy the URL? And what's this "gitmodules" thing? Meanwhile, StackOverflow is full of answers that assume you've already mastered this dark art. The silent shame of senior developers everywhere.

The eternal struggle between doing things right and doing things that work. Instead of using parseInt() or Number() like a civilized developer, this mad genius is just removing the quotation marks with replaceAll() to convert a string to a number. It's the coding equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a lightbulb - horrifying yet somehow it works. The face on the left is every senior dev witnessing this crime against programming humanity, while the face on the right is the junior who's just proud they "solved" the problem without reading the docs.