I Wrote It All Myself

The hill I'll die on: self-proclaimed "vibe coders" who just copy-paste from Stack Overflow without understanding the fundamentals are the tech equivalent of people who put "school of hard knocks" on their LinkedIn. These are the same folks who call a function 27 times in a loop because they don't know what a parameter is, then wonder why their app crashes when more than three users log in simultaneously. Sure, anyone can make blinking LEDs with ChatGPT nowadays, but when your production server catches fire at 2AM, no amount of ~aesthetic~ VS Code themes will save you.

The eternal promise of documentation vs. the crushing reality. You spend hours debugging some obscure error, finally surrender your ego and check the docs, only to find such helpful gems as "returns a value if successful" or my personal favorite: "this function does what it's supposed to do." Thanks for nothing. The only thing more useless than bad documentation is the mandatory team-building exercise where Dave from accounting tells us about his weekend kayaking trip.

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The absolute CHAOS of debugging summed up in one door sign. Try solution one from Stack Overflow. Doesn't work? Cool, try solution two. Still broken? Solution three it is! And if THAT doesn't work, well... your code is probably just fundamentally cursed and you should probably just give up and become a farmer. The door sign brilliantly mirrors the developer experience: methodically trying every possible approach with zero understanding of WHY any of them might work, just desperately hoping ONE of them does. PULL the dependency. PUSH a random fix. Neither works? Time to close the ticket and pretend the bug never existed. Ship it to production and let the users figure it out!

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