Google Is My University

Content Me: Fullstack software engineer, specialized in security and UX, 10 years of experience with plenty complex microservice projects Also me: Google how to put double quotes inside a quote string in javascript

The juxtaposition here is pure gold. After years of developers begging for dark mode on Stack Overflow, they finally release it in 2020... proving that yes, programmers literally only want one thing. And apparently it's "fucking disgusting" to want your retinas intact at 3 AM while desperately searching for why your code is broken. Sure took them long enough – we only had to wait until our eyeballs were practically fossilized from light mode strain. The sweet irony of Stack Overflow calling their most requested feature "coming to life" when it's actually saving the life of our poor, abused eyes.

The programmer's journey to enlightenment, visualized as expanding brain memes. Starting with the lazy "just ask ChatGPT" approach, then graduating to StackOverflow searches (the industry standard). But true galaxy brains dig deeper—from ancient forum threads to dusty textbooks to ISO standards documents. And for those problems that make you question reality itself? Track down the language creator's hometown for clues, or the nuclear option—talk to his mom. "Yes Mrs. Stroustrup, your son's multiple inheritance implementation is giving me nightmares again." The irony? We've all done the bottom one at 3am when nothing else works. Desperation breeds creativity.

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The apocalypse has begun. Both Stack Overflow and Claude AI are down for maintenance simultaneously. That peaceful smile in the top panel? That's the face of a developer who just realized they've got the perfect excuse to call in sick. "Sorry boss, can't debug that critical production issue—my entire support system is offline." The panic in the bottom panel hits when you realize you actually have a deadline today and your entire career now depends on those dusty O'Reilly books you bought "just in case" and never opened. Bonus horror: that R6009 error is "not enough space for environment" which is dev-speak for "your computer is literally too full of npm packages to function anymore."

Content Another Dense Developer DenseDeveloper UnethicalLifeProTip. Forget posting development questions on stackoverflow. For a faster more accurate fix, frame your question as a bug and post it on whatever frameworklib's github page your using. Devs will likely solve your issue for you for free to prove you wrong. 11:02 04 Jun 21 Twitter for Android