Google Is My University

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Content Me who spent an hour to answer a Stackoverflow question as detailed as possible The a-hole who commented "It worked, thanks" but didn't mark my answer as correct nor upvote the damn thing

Content You prefer stability and simplicity. Keeping your memory segmented and tidy brings meaning to your life. You're probably also old Java You teach computer science and are focused on "applications" You've never written a single line of production code ano vounave vou were propaov an intern You graduated from unpaid intern to full blown junior programmer You now make android anne You work in game development or at Microsoft. You still say OOP is okay in moderation, and you can stop at anytime. (You are critically addicted to classes) Context free grammars? Graons ano Trees Design Patterns? Monads? eues? What are you talking about bro? I just do Data Science! You find C too simple for your own personal tastes. You'd rather debug templates for the rest of your life. Apparently it pavs well too You are also a masochist. People can't stop talking about you. Probably also identify as LGBTQ or a Furry. php You may have been dropped on vour head as a child You're a hyper nerd who was abused by Java and are currenty in your rebenious onase You also can't stop trying to tell people what a monad is CELILWrO A Greetings stranger, welcome to earth! Here we speak english! Did you know verbs sounds better when they go in front of the subject. Of course you didn't know that, because it isn't true. F I'm not sure what motivated you to use the literal oldestianguage in existence con Maybe you just like working on legacy code that predates the formation of the universe.

Content Coders whenever a newbie asks questions on Stackoverflow. Pathetic.

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The infamous O'Reilly parody book we all secretly need! "Error-Driven Development" perfectly captures that programming methodology where you just keep throwing code at the wall until the errors stop. It's basically how 90% of us actually code despite what we claim in job interviews. You know you've been there—frantically Googling error messages at 2 AM while questioning your career choices. This isn't a programming paradigm; it's a documentary of our daily lives. The orangutan's expression is all of us staring at the 57th cryptic exception message that makes absolutely no sense. Test-driven development? Please. We're just trying to survive until the next coffee break.