Copy-Paste Driven Development

The duality of a programmer's existence in one perfect meme. Taking notes? That's for people who think they'll actually read them again. Meanwhile, the true coding warriors just slam their keyboards, write incomprehensible code at 2AM, and trust their future self to figure it out with nothing but cryptic variable names and zero comments. The confidence is breathtaking. The hubris is magnificent. The inevitable Stack Overflow search three weeks later when you have no idea what your own code does? Priceless.

The eternal duality of game development! At the top, AAA studios with billion-dollar budgets somehow still blame their "proprietary engines" for basic loading issues. Meanwhile, indie devs are just frantically duct-taping together code snippets from StackOverflow and YouTube tutorials, ready to disown any part that doesn't work with the classic "not my code" defense. The true secret sauce of game development isn't elegant architecture—it's finding increasingly creative ways to blame your tools while praying nobody looks too closely at that spaghetti code monster you've summoned into existence!

Ah, the classic "my code doesn't work but I'll share it anyway" scenario. Some poor soul wrote a C++ program in Notepad (first red flag) with what appears to be a legitimate header and main function, but then decided to include their personal discomfort as debug output. That moment when you're so deep in debugging hell that your physical discomfort makes it into your print statements. We've all been there at 3 AM, except most of us have the good sense to delete those lines before asking for help. Pro tip: If your balls are itching, scratch them before posting your code to Stack Overflow. Your code review and your personal hygiene should remain separate concerns.

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The sacred dev cycle: Junior asks how to do something, Senior says "read the docs," and the docs are just two arrows pointing at LEGO pieces. Perfect summary of technical documentation everywhere—either non-existent, outdated, or so minimalist it might as well be hieroglyphics. The worst part? Seniors genuinely believe those two arrows contain all the wisdom of the universe. Meanwhile, the junior's frantically Googling "how to understand documentation that doesn't explain anything" and preparing their StackOverflow question that'll get immediately closed as "too broad."

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