Vulnerability As A Service

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Vulnerability As A Service

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Oh honey, you thought "vibe coding" was just about feeling the flow and letting your creative juices run wild? WRONG. What you're actually doing is speedrunning your way to becoming a CVE contributor! While everyone's out here pretending they're building the next unicorn startup with their "move fast and break things" mentality, they're really just offering free penetration testing opportunities to hackers worldwide. It's not a bug, it's a feature—literally a security feature for the bad guys! Who needs proper code reviews, security audits, or even basic input validation when you can just ~*manifest*~ secure code through pure vibes? Spoiler alert: The only thing you're manifesting is a data breach and a very awkward meeting with your CTO.

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