Top panel: "Oh look at my cute little website with its adorable traffic spike at 7pm!"
Bottom panel: *Cold sweat intensifies* Someone's trying to access every single .env file, config, and AWS credential on your server. Nothing says "welcome to the internet" quite like watching hackers systematically probe your site's defenses while you realize your security is about as robust as a chocolate teapot. Pro tip: if your logs look like this, you're not having a website - a website is having you.
Having A Website (Or Having Your Credentials Stolen)

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