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Suspicious PTO Dates

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Suspicious PTO Dates

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Nothing screams "I'm definitely not automating my job" quite like scheduling your vacation days around when your OAuth tokens expire. Your coworker's taking PTO every 30 days? Every 60 days? Buddy, that's not work-life balance, that's a cron job with extra steps.

The real pros have their token refresh logic so bulletproof they could disappear for months. But this guy? He's out here manually logging back in like it's 2015. Either his refresh token implementation is held together with duct tape and prayers, or he's just really bad at hiding the fact he's running scripts that keep him "online" while he's actually on a beach somewhere.

Pro tip: If you're gonna automate yourself out of daily work, at least randomize your PTO requests. The pattern recognition is giving you away faster than a 500 error on production.

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