No I Can't Hack Your Facebook

The ultimate tech founder showdown from the future! Bill Gates innocently asks what VIBE stands for in "VIBE Coding," while Linus Torvalds, in classic Linux creator fashion, responds with a perfectly crafted acronym: "Vulnerabilities In Beta Environment." This is recursive humor at its finest—the kind that makes you snort coffee through your nose during standup. The fact that the tweets are dated 2025 adds that extra layer of "we're all beta testing the future anyway." Torvalds didn't choose the debugging life; the debugging life chose him.

The perfect illustration of the Linux vs Windows dynamic. Windows users can't even uninstall Edge without the OS having an existential crisis, but Linux will happily let you delete critical system components if you use sudo . It's like Windows is your overprotective mom who won't let you touch the stove, while Linux is that cool uncle who hands you fireworks and says "figure it out, kiddo." The bootloader is basically what tells your computer how to start up. Deleting it is like removing the ignition from your car and expecting it to still run. But with great sudo power comes great responsibility—and apparently zero oversight.

BREAKING NEWS: Firefox caught in the most scandalous case of split personality EVER! 🔥 The browser smugly claims it "never has, never will" sell your data while its source code LITERALLY contains the exact same promise! The audacity! The drama! The complete lack of contradiction! Meanwhile, Chrome is in the corner selling your browsing history to seven different ad networks before you've even finished reading this sentence. Firefox is that friend who makes a big show about not gossiping and then actually... doesn't gossip. How DARE they be consistent?!

Ah, the classic developer passive-aggressive error message. Instead of just saying "endpoint not found" like a normal person, this dev decided to write a whole novel about the user's life choices. The highlighted code shows what happens when a 404 error occurs during a password reset - rather than blaming the system, the developer crafted an elaborate user backstory involving forgetfulness, remembering, logging in, account deletion, and then clicking a stale link. That sarcastic "Wow! What a journey!" at the end is the digital equivalent of a slow clap. I bet this dev also names variables after their exes.

The eternal struggle of a developer's brain refusing to shut down at bedtime. Just as you're drifting off to sleep, your brain hits you with the impossible dream: "What if there was a GitHub list of GDPR-compliant EU companies that actually respect privacy?" Your brain knows full well this mythical collection is as rare as bug-free code on the first commit. The wide-eyed stare in the final panel perfectly captures that moment when you realize you'll be debugging this thought until 4 AM instead of sleeping. Finding ethical tech companies is like searching for proper documentation – theoretically possible but practically nonexistent.

Just another day in network troubleshooting. Forget fancy tools—all you need is to yell IP addresses into the void. The IT person immediately responds with their subnet mask, like a Pavlovian response to hearing numbers in that format. Can't help it. It's hardwired into our brains after years of config files and ping tests. The knife is just for dramatic effect... or maybe cable management.