No I Can't Hack Your Facebook

The function loops through ALL USERS to find one with matching credentials instead of using a proper query. The comment is the chef's kiss: "This only works because there are not many users." It's like saying "my car doesn't need brakes because I don't drive fast." Bonus security nightmare: they're storing password hashes but comparing them directly instead of hashing the input password first. This authentication is basically a time bomb wrapped in spaghetti code!

The irony of AI companies fighting over scraped data is peak Silicon Valley drama. OpenAI spent years vacuuming up the internet's content to train ChatGPT, and now they're clutching their pearls when DeepSeek does the same to them. It's like watching a digital version of "The Princess Bride" where the dude who stole everything is suddenly outraged when someone steals from him. Twenty years in tech has taught me one universal truth: there's nothing more sacred than the data you've already pilfered from someone else.

The classic security theater of development. Two door handles secured by a padlock that's completely bypassing the actual locking mechanism. Sure, it looks secure to management walking by, much like that code you cobbled together from Stack Overflow snippets without reading a single line of documentation. Is it actually secure? Absolutely not. Will it pass code review? Somehow, yes. Just don't touch it or breathe near it - that's how production incidents are born.

You type your password carefully the first time - wrong. You type it even more carefully the second time - still wrong. By the third try, you're meticulously pecking each key like you're defusing a bomb. Meanwhile, the website's code is sitting there like: "Oh, you typed that password too quickly? Must be a bot. REJECTED!" Seven years of development experience and I still can't convince a login form I'm human. Next they'll ask me to identify traffic lights in blurry images while standing on one foot and reciting pi to 100 digits.

The ultimate tech interview power move. Skip the résumé, just hack the interviewer's calendar. Bonus points for finding their salary spreadsheet while you're in there. When they ask about your "ethical hacking skills," just stare blankly and say "what ethics?"

The eternal battle between local storage purists and cloud services! The meme shows a person desperately trying to keep their files offline while OneDrive lurks menacingly with a knife, ready to sync everything to the cloud with that innocent "Let's finish setting up" prompt. Microsoft's OneDrive is notorious for its persistence—popping up during Windows setup, after updates, and randomly throughout your computing life. It's like that clingy friend who won't take "no" for an answer when they suggest backing up your entire Documents folder to their server farm. Meanwhile, you're just trying to maintain control over your digital life without surrendering to the cloud overlords. The knife is a nice touch—representing how OneDrive will absolutely murder your bandwidth when it decides to sync 50GB of files you never wanted online in the first place.