TS Should Have Been Rewritten In Rust

The C++ programmer's 3 AM nightmare in full display. First the Rust evangelists tell you your beloved language is "unsafe" and you need to switch. Then they warn that all your code will be rewritten in Rust anyway, so prepare for unemployment. Finally, the dream escalates to its horrifying conclusion: "QUIT HAVING FUN" – because how dare you enjoy your pointer arithmetic and manual memory management? It's the programming equivalent of vegans telling meat-eaters they'll die of heart disease while you're just trying to enjoy your steak. Meanwhile, the C++ dev lies awake, haunted by the thought that maybe – just maybe – they should learn Rust before their GitHub contributions become vintage artifacts in the Computer History Museum.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute RAGE of C++ developers versus the childlike innocence of Rust programmers! 😱 C++ is over here having an existential meltdown, screaming death threats at its own code while Rust is just happily playing with its little crab mascot, blissfully protected by its memory safety features. It's like watching your unhinged uncle at Thanksgiving dinner sitting next to your five-year-old cousin who's just vibing with their chicken nuggets. The generational trauma of segmentation faults has CLEARLY taken its toll!

Ah, the classic beginner's dilemma. You're just trying to pick up coding, overwhelmed by the buffet of languages spread before you—Python, JavaScript, C#, Java—each one promising to be the one . Meanwhile, seasoned devs are in the corner cackling with their Rust bottles like some coding cult. The truth? After 15 years in this industry, I've watched languages come and go faster than startup CEOs after funding runs out. The beginners panic about which pill to swallow while the veterans know the real drug was memory safety and zero-cost abstractions all along. Rust is like that friend who does CrossFit—they won't shut up about it, but damn if they aren't in better shape than the rest of us garbage-collected peasants.

The developer is having a full-blown argument with their compiler through code comments. They've set up a pattern matching function for different operators, but the real gem is the default case where they've added comments comparing the compiler to a "spoiled toddler throwing tantrums" before calling panic!() . This is basically the programming equivalent of muttering insults under your breath while fixing the errors your IDE is screaming about. The fact they're using Rust's panic!() function is just *chef's kiss* - it's like they're saying "FINE, I'LL CRASH THE PROGRAM IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!"

Ah, the classic programmer's solution to avoiding C and Rust—just go for pizza instead! After 15 years in the industry, I've learned that sometimes the best programming language is whatever's on the menu. Memory management giving you nightmares? Pointer errors making you question your career choices? Just order a Margherita and pretend those problems don't exist. The pizza-driven development methodology: where the only garbage collection you need to worry about is clearing your plate.

Beginner coder: *frantically grabs at every language pill like a desperate llama* Rust evangelists: *sinister grin* "Yes, come to the dark side where memory is safe but your sanity isn't." The coding journey in one image - start by panic-collecting JavaScript, Python, and whatever framework is trending on Twitter this week. End up with the smug satisfaction of a Rust developer who'll tell you about zero-cost abstractions while you're just trying to order coffee.