TS Should Have Been Rewritten In Rust

OMG, someone actually created a programming language to write code for Scratch - you know, that block-based programming tool designed for CHILDREN! 💀 The absolute AUDACITY of creating a text-based compiler with Rust that outputs to Scratch! It's like building a rocket ship to drive to your mailbox! They even had the nerve to add GitHub Copilot support and error detection like it's some kind of serious development environment! Just look at that gorgeous code at the bottom - writing actual text to generate those cute little colorful blocks with the cat mascot. It's the programming equivalent of using a sledgehammer to hang a picture frame! I'm DYING! 😭

The eternal Rust vs Java holy war continues with Olympic-level savagery! This meme perfectly captures the programming language tribalism that's somehow more intense than actual sports rivalries. On the left: Rust evangelists writing manifestos about memory safety while seeing themselves as enlightened gurus. Meanwhile, everyone else sees them as that person who has to mention Rust in every conversation. ("Have you tried rewriting it in Rust?") On the right: The 300K upvotes for "JAVA BAD HAHA" represents how low-effort Java bashing always gets massive engagement despite being the programming equivalent of dad jokes. It's the "works on my machine" of programming humor. The best part? The assembly code lurking in the corner, silently judging everyone while actually running the world. Classic.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute RAGE of C++ developers versus the childlike innocence of Rust programmers! 😱 C++ is over here having an existential meltdown, screaming death threats at its own code while Rust is just happily playing with its little crab mascot, blissfully protected by its memory safety features. It's like watching your unhinged uncle at Thanksgiving dinner sitting next to your five-year-old cousin who's just vibing with their chicken nuggets. The generational trauma of segmentation faults has CLEARLY taken its toll!

Rust's borrow checker is like that strict parent who treats their kids differently. If you're coming from C/C++ where you could casually throw pointers around like confetti, the borrow checker gently pats your head: "Oh dear, gorgeous, let me help you avoid those memory leaks." But dare you come from Python or JavaScript thinking you can just assign variables willy-nilly? "YOU DONKEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE TRYING TO USE THIS VARIABLE TWICE?!" Nothing humbles a high-level programmer faster than Rust screaming about ownership while your code refuses to compile for the 47th time.

Ah, the classic programmer's solution to avoiding C and Rust—just go for pizza instead! After 15 years in the industry, I've learned that sometimes the best programming language is whatever's on the menu. Memory management giving you nightmares? Pointer errors making you question your career choices? Just order a Margherita and pretend those problems don't exist. The pizza-driven development methodology: where the only garbage collection you need to worry about is clearing your plate.

STOP EVERYTHING! The Rust evangelists have struck again! 🚨 You haven't even fixed your CSS bugs, but suddenly you're possessed with the BURNING DESIRE to rewrite LITERALLY EVERYTHING in Rust because memory safety is your personality now. Who cares if your project works fine? That ancient C codebase powering the internet for decades? Trash it! Your perfectly functional Python API? GARBAGE! The compiler errors will cleanse your soul as you sacrifice months of productivity at the altar of zero-cost abstractions! It's not a programming language, it's a LIFESTYLE CHOICE!