Why Am I Single: A Dependency Issue

Dating a Python developer is like reading their requirements.txt file and realizing you don't meet the dependencies. The joke plays on the dual meaning of "She is a 10" (attractiveness scale) versus the software development reality of package management with pip and dependency files. After 15 years of coding, I've learned that compatibility issues aren't just for software packages—they apply to relationships too. The real reason I'm single isn't because I'm ugly; it's because my version of social skills is deprecated and no longer maintained.