The Great Indentation Rebellion

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The eternal love story of our industry: she codes with fancy IDEs and libraries, he's still writing algorithms on napkins like it's a 1980s movie montage. Nothing says "I'm a real programmer" quite like handwriting a recursive function while your date wonders why you're scribbling math during coffee. The handwritten code even has that classic unnecessary increment counter that screams "I learned this from a textbook older than my career." Modern tools vs. academic purity - a romance doomed from the first semicolon.

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