The Great Indentation Rebellion

Content bpo-34605: Avoid masterslave terms 9101 Merged vstinner merged 1 commit into pythonimaster from vstinner:miscmasterslave 7 days ago 57 Conversation 17 - Commits 1 Checks O B Files changed 7 vstinner commented 7 days ago edited by bedevere-bot Member Replace "master process" with "parent process" Replace "master option mappings" with "main option mappings" Replace "master pattern object" with "main pattern object" ssl: replace "master" with "server" And some other similar changes https:bugs.python.orgissue34605 120 8 9 ? 2 DUDE WHAT

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That awkward moment when your tech stack resembles a Frankenstein's monster of programming languages. Nothing says "best tool for the job" like writing scripts in Java (a compiled language designed for enterprise applications), serving them with JavaScript (because apparently we hate ourselves), and then embedding the whole mess inside Python. It's like building a sandwich with a sledgehammer, a paintbrush, and chopsticks - technically possible, but everyone watching you is silently judging your life choices.

The desperate plea to "be the : in your code" meets the cold hard reality of Python's syntax. In Python, indentation replaces those curly braces that other languages cherish, making the colon one of the few punctuation marks that actually matters. It's like asking to be someone's semicolon in JavaScript – you're essential in one language, completely irrelevant in another. The heartbreak is real when your romantic gesture crashes on a syntax error.

The student wrote that the length of "Monday" is 24 hours, and honestly, they're onto something. Technically wrong in programming (it should be 6 characters), but philosophically correct for anyone who's survived a Monday in the tech industry. That first day back to seeing 300+ GitHub notifications and Slack messages feels exactly like it's 24 hours long. The teacher marked it wrong, but they've clearly never deployed code on a Friday and spent their Monday fixing the aftermath.

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