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sawAnInfluxOfTheseRecently | engineer-memes, ux-memes, mysql-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, excel-memes, database-memes, IT-memes, data scientist-memes, language-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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[text] STOP USING DATABASES Data storage was not supposed to be serialized YEARS OF COLLECTION yet NO REALWORLD USE FOUND for going higher than a VECTOR Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh We had a tool for that It was called EXCEL Yes please START TRANSACTION. Please use PREPARED STATEMENTS. Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CS engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all libraries and languages we built for them This is REAL MySQL done by REAL data scientists Hello I would like DROP TABLE users please They have played us for absolute fools