Python Or C++? The Speed Tow-Away

Poor guy thought his coding skills would translate to romance. Turns out writing a love letter in programming languages is like trying to debug a relationship with syntax errors. The real compiler error here? Not understanding that most humans prefer words like "I love you" over System.out.println("Will you marry me?"); Next time maybe stick to poetry instead of Python, buddy.

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Someone just wrote a Python loop that prints "hip hip" and "hooray" alternately and called it "amazing." That's the coding equivalent of discovering fire in 2023. The code increments a counter and checks if it's odd or even - printing "hip hip" for odd numbers and "hooray" for even ones. The real kicker? The variable 'n' isn't even initialized before they start adding to it. Absolute madlad behavior. Seven years of coding experience and I'm still waiting for my "amazing" badge for writing a basic if-else statement.

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