Python Or C++? The Speed Tow-Away

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Python Or C++? The Speed Tow-Away

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Python's riding high, waving at everyone, until C++ shows up and hauls it away on a tow truck. Classic performance vs convenience showdown. Sure, Python gets you on the road quick with that friendly syntax, but when your app needs to actually go fast? That's when C++ rolls up with its pointer arithmetic and manual memory management. "Sorry buddy, you're coming with me to optimization town."

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