Python Or C++? The Speed Tow-Away

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First day with Python: "GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!" *frantically googles how to exit vim* Second day: *reluctantly takes a bite* "Hmm, these indentation rules aren't that bad..." Two weeks later: *pupils dilated, surrounded by 47 open Stack Overflow tabs* "Have you heard about our lord and savior list comprehensions? I've rewritten my entire codebase as one-liners!" The transition from hatred to complete obsession happens faster than you can say "import antigravity".

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The mythical "Bython" – where Python's readability meets curly braces! It's the unicorn language that solves the eternal tabs vs. spaces war by letting you write Python with C-style syntax. The code snippet shows Python's function definition and loops but with those sweet, sweet curly braces instead of whitespace indentation. Seasoned Python devs secretly dream about this. No more broken code because someone mixed tabs and spaces. No more staring at your screen trying to figure out if that's 4 spaces or 3. Just good old trusty braces telling you exactly where blocks begin and end! Ironically, the function still prints "Bython is awesome!" – which is technically true, except Bython doesn't actually exist (yet). It's the programming language equivalent of finding a unicorn that poops rainbows and compiles without errors on the first try.

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Hollywood: "I'm in! I've bypassed the mainframe's encryption algorithm using a quantum neural network!" Reality: Three lines of Python that probably came from Stack Overflow and a variable named "bruh." That 10000000 hex token? Definitely copied from the documentation example. The only thing getting hacked here is my patience for movie "hacking" scenes.