Python Is A Lisp

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Python Is A Lisp

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OH. MY. GOD. What unholy abomination have we summoned here?! 😱 Some deranged soul decided to write the most NEEDLESSLY COMPLEX lambda function to calculate a mean when they could've just used sum(x)/len(x)! The audacity! The DRAMA! This is what happens when a Python developer discovers functional programming and decides to BETRAY EVERYTHING Python stands for. It's like watching someone use a nuclear warhead to kill a spider! Whoever wrote this code deserves to be sentenced to maintaining COBOL applications for all eternity!

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