Optimization Goals

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Optimization Goals

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Ah, the Python optimization course that promises to "Increase Execution Time." Nothing says efficiency like making your code run slower. Clearly, the developer who wrote this was optimizing for job security rather than performance. 14,057 students apparently decided their code was running too fast and needed to be throttled. Maybe they're all working at places that bill by the hour.

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