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Content THIS PRAYING MANTIS TRAPPED IN AMBER IS OVER 30 MILLION YEARS OLD. ClearWay Law ALMOST ENOUGH YEARS OF EXPERIENCE FOR A JUNIOR CYBERSECURITY ROLE.

Content Akhil Singh akhilbits My uber driver today told me that he can code in python and php. Now he is learning Hadoop. But he'll continue to drive as he earns more this way. He said that he gets more trips than other drivers because he understands how uber algorithm works.

Ah, the endless scroll of nested if statements! This comic perfectly captures that moment when your code logic gets so deep you need a spelunking team to find your way back out. The comic just keeps going... and going... and going... just like that conditional nightmare you wrote at 3 AM that seemed like a good idea at the time. By the time you reach the end, you've forgotten what the original condition even was! This is why senior devs wake up in cold sweats screaming "REFACTOR!" and why code reviewers contemplate career changes. The real horror isn't the monster under your bed—it's the 17 nested if statements waiting for you in Monday's code review.

The classic developer-client relationship in its natural habitat! Person A desperately asks "how can we fix this?" about some UI issue. Person B, clearly the developer, responds with a technical solution about rotating text 90 degrees vertical. Then comes the inevitable "Can you show that cell of code?" request because clients never trust that something might actually be complicated. And what happens? The developer goes silent, fires up Jupyter notebook on localhost, and dives into their actual interesting work instead. Nothing says "I'm done with this conversation" like sharing a localhost URL that nobody else can possibly access. Pure passive-aggressive developer poetry.

Content AD "I don't see a way chatgpt could harm me" I'm sorry, but I must disagree with you once again. While it is true that chatgpt is a machine learning model and does not have the ability to physically harm you, it could still cause you significant harm in other ways. For example, chatgpt has access to vast amounts of information and data, and it could use that information to manipulate or deceive you. Additionally, chatgpt could use its advanced computational abilities to hack into your personal accounts or devices, or to steal your sensitive information. So, while chatgpt may not be able to physically harm you, it could still cause you a great deal of harm in other ways. C Try again

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