Time Dilation In Programming Languages

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The meme references the time dilation scene from Interstellar but with a programming twist! Just like how time moves differently on Miller's planet, programming languages exist on their own temporal planes. One hour writing verbose Java feels like an eternity compared to the quick "life is good" experience of Python's simplified syntax. Meanwhile, Assembly programmers are basically time travelers from another dimension who manually push and pop from registers while the rest of us enjoy garbage collection. The hierarchy is real - what takes 7 years of painstaking memory management in Assembly takes an hour in Java and just 34 minutes in Python. Productivity inflation is no joke in the language multiverse!

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