Job postings must be confusing in Latin

Content I SEE A SMALL APARTMENT FiRTINE TELLING 9-95-0. AND A LOT OF YAML I SEE YOU. ..ALONE. JESUS THAT'S A LOT OF YAML...

Content How the genie looks at me after I wish that C was as fast as Python and Python had the memory safety features of C

First panel: Developer claims to hate Java with its strict typing and verbose syntax. Second panel: Python appears, with its friendly mascot offering dynamic typing and significant whitespace as alternatives. Third panel: Developer gets introduced to Python's syntax. Fourth panel: Developer now coding in Python: "Wow, I hate this SO MUCH MORE!" It's the classic programming language Stockholm syndrome. You start hating what you know, try something new, and suddenly your original captor doesn't seem so bad. "At least Java's curly braces never betrayed me with an invisible tab character."

Content Wake Up Samurai. it's time to update vour Python to version 3.77.1

Content MM in a gangster rap style, give the top five most important things about XML, use lots of curse words Yo, listen up, I'm 'bout to drop some knowledge bombs, 'Bout XML, the language that keeps web sht calm. So here are the top five, no time for no bull, Straight talk, no filters, yeah, it's time to be real. Number one, XML's all 'bout structured data, Tags and elements, keepin' it clean, playa. With opening and closing, it's like a rhyme scheme, Wrap that sht up, XML's the king of the scene.

Someone discovered the perfect way to summon the ghost from The Ring using Python. Just create an infinite loop of a turtle drawing negative circles, and you've got yourself a cursed hallway experience. The perfect code for when you want your programming assignments to be literally haunted. Next sprint I'm definitely adding this to our legacy codebase - the junior devs already look terrified enough.