This AI Only Uses 1 KB VRAM!

Future dating preferences just got hilariously dystopian! 😂 By 2030, forget height and wealth requirements - we'll be swiping left on anyone who wasn't trained on at least 200B parameters! Meanwhile, the robots are just going "beep boop" while secretly planning to replace us all in the dating pool. The AI singularity isn't coming for our jobs first... it's coming for our love lives! Dating apps in 10 years will have a filter for "minimum transformer size" right next to "must love dogs."

When your resume is just a list of tech companies that imploded right after you left. Nothing suspicious here, folks. Just a trail of digital catastrophes following this person like a shadow. Netflix sports streaming that doesn't exist yet, CrowdStrike's Windows update disaster, Google's Gemini historical figure fiasco, Silicon Valley Bank collapse, and FTX's crypto meltdown. Hiring managers will definitely not notice this pattern of working at companies right before they face existential crises. Solid career strategy - join, collect paycheck, abandon ship, repeat.

The true superpower of developers isn't writing code—it's surviving vendor hell. While everyone's panicking about AI taking our jobs, they're forgetting the eternal constant of tech: third-party vendors with documentation that's either fantasy fiction or written by someone who never used their own product. Those five desperate emails you sent last week? Still unread. That support ticket from last month? "Under investigation." Meanwhile your PM is wondering why that "simple integration" is taking so long. Good luck replacing us with AI when even humans can't figure out what the hell your API is supposed to do.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 😭 You start with ONE measly problem that's driving you insane. Then your sleep-deprived brain thinks, "ChatGPT will save me!" But PLOT TWIST! Now you're drowning in a sea of strawberry-themed errors because ChatGPT decided to hallucinate an entire fruit salad of solutions! Is it "strawberry" or "strawbery" or "strawberrrrrry"?! WHO KNOWS ANYMORE?! The AI doesn't! And now instead of fixing one problem, you're questioning your entire career choice while debugging AI-generated code that's about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. The circle of developer suffering is COMPLETE!

Ah, the beautiful dance of prompt engineering! This is what happens when you try to get an AI to generate a specific movie scene but keep hitting content policy walls. The user starts with a simple request for a Samuel L. Jackson meme, and watches in horror as the AI keeps multiplying characters with each attempt like it's running some bizarre cloning experiment. This is basically modern programming in 2024 - spending hours trying to phrase your request juuuust right so the AI doesn't hallucinate an entire cast reunion when you just wanted one angry dude with a gun. The final result? A perfect example of how "prompt engineering" is just fancy talk for "begging the computer to do what you actually want instead of what it thinks you want."

The challenge: "Offend a Data Scientist in one tweet." The response: Python import statements with all the wrong aliases. For the uninitiated, this is the coding equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza while calling it "authentic Italian cuisine." Every self-respecting data scientist knows tensorflow is tf , pandas is pd , numpy is np , and matplotlib.pyplot is plt . This person just scrambled them all like they're trying to create a new encryption algorithm. It's like wearing mismatched socks to a wedding, except in this case, the wedding is a GitHub repo and the guests are throwing exceptions instead of rice.