Computer Is A Freak

The evolution of infinite loops from "acceptable" to "summoning Satan himself": First panel: while (true) {} - The classic approach. Clean, honest, straightforward. "Yes, I'm creating an infinite loop on purpose. What about it?" Second panel: while (["*"].Contains["*"]) {} - Getting spicy! The unnecessary complexity is like wearing a tuxedo to take out the trash. It still does the same thing, but with style . Third panel: while (Random.Int(Integer.MaxInt) is Number) {} - Now we're just being passive-aggressive. "It's not technically infinite... but it is." The programming equivalent of "I'm not touching you!" Final panel: while (DateTime.Now - Breaking the fabric of space-time. This isn't just bad code, it's a cry for help. The compiler isn't even mad anymore, just disappointed.

Content PhOWORk Kurt Theyel 3rd Experienced Data Engineer and ... 11h Edited Follow Just saw this requirement in a Lead Data Engineer job posting "Required: 12 years of experience with Snowflake, dbt, Airflow, and Python." Herein lies the problem with this requirement: Snowflake public launch date October 2014 (9.25 years ago) Airflow public launch date June 2015 (8.5 years ago) dbt public launch date March 2016 (7.75 years ago) 1 wish I could say this is an anomaly; however, I have seen countless job postings requiring 10 or more years of experience in these technologies. The only people who might be qualified for these jobs are the creators of the technologies themselves. hmm dataengineering

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