Computer Is A Freak

Content YOU HAVE 3 WISHES. DO THE OP. POSITE OF MY NEXT WISH. DON'T FULFIL MY THIRD WISH. IGNORE MY FIRST WISH. Critical error Astutillo Smeriglia D

Content S can you make soft pretzels with the following ingredients? flour, baking powder, salt, greek yogurt? Yes, you can make soft pretzels with those ingredients! Here's a simple recipe: python Copy code import numpy as np def makesoftpretzels(flour, baking powder, salt, greek yogurt) : Combine dry ingredients dryingredients np.array(flour, baking powder, salt) dough - np. sum(dryingredients) Add greek yogurt to form dough dough greek yogurt Knead dough for about 5-10 minutes until smooth knead time - 10 minutes dough kneaded - dough knead time Shape into pretzels pretzels - np.array (dough kneaded) return pretzels Example usage pretzel dough - make softpretzels(2, 1, 0.5, 1) quantities in cups print("Soft pretzel dough prepared:", pretzel dough) Instructions: 1. Preheat the oven to 425F (220C). 2. Mix 2 cups of flour, 1 tablespoon of baking powder, and 0.5 teaspoons of salt in a bowl. 3. Add 1 cup of Greek yogurt and mix until it forms a dough.

The eternal struggle of every programmer: forgetting operator precedence and wondering why your code is behaving like it's possessed by demons. The top panel shows the panic when you can't remember if multiplication happens before addition or if those parentheses were actually necessary. Meanwhile, the bottom panel shows the universal solution - just wrap EVERYTHING in parentheses! Sure, your code looks like it's giving you a hug, but at least it works exactly as intended. Your future self might judge you for those 17 nested parentheses, but hey, that's a problem for future you.

Oh the beautiful abomination of mixing Python with C++ syntax! This code is the programming equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza AND dipping it in chocolate sauce. The madlad imported iostream in Python and then used C++'s cout << syntax inside a Python function. The most cursed part? It actually works! The terminal shows the output "Hello" because Python's flexible import system let this crime against nature run successfully. This is what happens when you know too many languages and decide to play god with syntax. Your code reviewer is probably having a seizure right now.

Content I FUCKING HATE PYTHON! I WANT TO FUCKING Strangle all Python devs who don't sign their 50 executables with a publisher and have them run out of non-system-protected directories in a production environment!

First panel: Developer claims to hate Java with its strict typing and verbose syntax. Second panel: Python appears, with its friendly mascot offering dynamic typing and significant whitespace as alternatives. Third panel: Developer gets introduced to Python's syntax. Fourth panel: Developer now coding in Python: "Wow, I hate this SO MUCH MORE!" It's the classic programming language Stockholm syndrome. You start hating what you know, try something new, and suddenly your original captor doesn't seem so bad. "At least Java's curly braces never betrayed me with an invisible tab character."