I Can't C Sharp

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I Can't C Sharp

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The multilingual dad joke of programming has arrived! The punchline works on two perfect levels - Python devs literally "can't C" because they code in Python, not C, and they need glasses because they can't see. Meanwhile, C# developers are sitting in the corner wondering why they never get invited to these pun parties. The smug look in the second panel really sells it - that's the face of someone who just committed the perfect programming crime and has zero regrets.

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