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Content Randall Kanna RandallKanna How to become a frontend developer in 2021. 1. Learn some html 2. Slam your head onto your desk 3. Learn some css 4. Question all your life choices 5. Repeat steps 2 and 4 6. Learn some javascript 7. Repeat step 5

GASP! The tragic romance that could never be! Visual Studio Code and JetBrains IDEs - separated by subscription fees and keyboard shortcuts that would make Shakespeare weep! Their love is doomed from the start! He, a free-spirited VS Code boy with his extensions and open-source charm. She, a sophisticated JetBrains girl with her premium features and superior code completion. Their families (Microsoft and JetBrains) would NEVER approve! Developers around the world are forced to choose sides in this heart-wrenching IDE war. The RAM usage alone would destroy any computer brave enough to run them both simultaneously! A modern tragedy in silicon and syntax! 💔

When they say "code is poetry," they weren't kidding! She's literally a collection of data science tools (VS Code, Python, C++, Pandas, NumPy) while he's handwriting what appears to be a counter algorithm. Their relationship is destined to work because she handles the libraries and he implements the logic. Classic division of labor in programming relationships! Next thing you know they'll be arguing about tabs vs spaces during dinner.

Content Stop Using Anti-' python Language Instead of: This code's kinda hard to read, you really need to comment it. Uhh, could you explain this line, I have absolutly no fucking clue what it does What the fuck even is this. No one else has any fucking clue how your code works Say: Its very pythonic Its very pythonic Its very pythonic Thats it Jerry, you're fired. Your code is completely un-maintainable and insanely slow Its very pythonic

So someone suggests we need better standards to fix our tech problems, and naturally the solution is... creating yet another standard that competes with all the existing ones. Classic move. Now instead of 14 competing standards, we've got 15. The "dependency hell" title makes it even better because this is literally how we ended up with npm having 47 different date libraries and Python needing virtualenv just to survive. Every generation of developers thinks they'll be the ones to finally create THE universal solution, and every time we just add another layer to the chaos. It's like watching history repeat itself but with more GitHub stars.

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