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8:43 B X G, .il 55 Q rfeedthememes uFurryNOT 7h Gradle held me hostage GRADLE. THIS PIECE OF ACTUAL GARBAGE. I swear, I have completely lost my grip on reality, because I spent FOUR HOURS -I’m not even kidding, four whole hours of my life-trying to get this dumpster fire of a build tool to recognize it downloaded the damn wrapper. BRO. THE SAME WRAPPER IT DOWNLOADED LITERALLY. LIKE. TWO MINUTES AGO. DOES GRADLE HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS? DOES IT NEED A DOCTOR? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? I’m sitting here, tweaking settings, deleting caches, googling every error code like I’m solving a NASA-level equation, and it’s just giving me the middle finger at everv turn. I uninstalled. reinstalled, rebooted m computer, sacrificed my last shred of sanity, screamed into the void, and you know what? GRADLE JUST SAT THERE. LAUGHING AT ME. MOCKING MY VERY EXISTENCE. I started questioning my reality. Is this even real? Am I real? Is Gradle actually a glitch in the matrix designed to make me lose what’s left of my sanity??? AND THEN. OH. AND THEN. AFTER ALL THAT-AFTER I DESCENDED INTO PURE MADNESS-IT JUST DECIDES TO WORK. OUT OF NOWHERE. I DIDN’T TOUCH A SINGLE THING. I DID NOTHING. AND GRADLE JUST GOES, "LOL JK, WE GOOD NOW." LIKE WHAT??? WHAT WAS ALL THAT FOR, GRADLE?? WHY DID YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE JUST TO RANDOMLY FIX YOURSELF LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED? DO YOU ENJOY MY PAIN? DO YOU FEED OFF MY SUFFERING? I’m done. I’m so done. Gradle has officially broken me. This isn’t a build tool. It’s a psvchological experiment. I’m convinced. I’m just a shell of a human being now. Thanks, Gradle. THANKS Add a comment