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Ah, the classic Indian tech job listing paradox! What we have here is the digital equivalent of ordering a pepperoni pizza but writing "vegan" in parentheses. This job posting is looking for a "Python Developer (Java)" in Bangalore - the Silicon Valley of India - which is like asking for someone who can simultaneously be a cat and a dog. Every seasoned developer has seen these recruiter masterpieces where they just throw programming languages into a blender. After 15 years in the industry, I can confirm this is how you end up with developers who put "proficient in Python, Java, C++, Rust, Haskell, COBOL, and interpretive dance" on their resumes. Translation: "We want someone who knows Python but will eventually force them to maintain our legacy Java codebase that nobody wants to touch."

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