The emotional damage of hearing "that feature won't be deployed" hits harder than any dog bite. You spent 3 days optimizing that algorithm, refactoring legacy code, and writing pristine documentation... only for management to casually toss it in the digital trash bin because "users won't notice it anyway." The dog might not bite, but management's casual dismissal of your work is the real psychological doberman attack. Somewhere in a parallel universe, there's a git branch with all our rejected masterpieces, living their best lives.
Your Code's Emotional Support Animal
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