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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of game developers to put raytracing in EVERYTHING! 💅 The meme shows Noah being absolutely FLABBERGASTED by the three types of raytracing animals entering his ark. Like honey, we've gone from "raytracing always on games" (the small elephant) to the DRAMATIC options of "raytracing off" (the big elephant) and "raytracing on" (the penguin). Meanwhile, our graphics cards are LITERALLY MELTING and our electricity bills are having a midlife crisis! But sure, let's make those water puddles look extra reflective while I eat ramen for the fifth night in a row because I spent my life savings on an RTX card. WORTH IT! ✨

Content 'Describe your experience as a programmer in one word' Me: Verschlimmbessern: To make something worse by trying to improve it.

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