Code In My Mind vs Code I Write

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THE AUDACITY! Google's ad for Gemini in Android Studio shows code with unclosed parentheses! 😱 This is the programming equivalent of nails on a chalkboard! My eye is twitching, my soul is screaming, and somewhere a compiler is having a nervous breakdown. If you're promoting AI to write code, MAYBE MAKE SURE YOUR SYNTAX IS VALID FIRST?! Even the Android mascot looks embarrassed by this tragic crime against programming humanity. I'm going to need therapy after seeing this syntactical nightmare.

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You know you're in trouble when the entire company's infrastructure is basically a Jenga tower held together by one senior dev who knows where all the bodies are buried. Dave's the guy who wrote that critical bash script in 2014 that nobody dares to touch, maintains the deployment pipeline in his head, and is the only person who remembers the prod server password. He's on vacation? Good luck. He quits? Company goes down faster than a poorly configured load balancer. The best part? Management keeps saying they'll "document everything" and "reduce the bus factor," but here we are, three years later, still praying Dave doesn't get hit by that metaphorical bus. Or worse, accept that LinkedIn recruiter's message.