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I'm Doing It Because I Love It

Debugging AI Programming Backend

21 days ago 169.2K views 0 shares

I'm Doing It Because I Love It

Nothing says "I love my job" quite like scrolling through OpenAI's entire ad tracking infrastructure at 2 AM. Every single class name screaming "ads.data" like a dystopian poetry collection. ApiAdTarget, BazaarContentWrapper, SearchAdsCarousel—it's like someone took the concept of targeted advertising and made it into a Java package naming convention. The forced smile says it all. You're not debugging critical infrastructure. You're not optimizing algorithms. You're knee-deep in ad tech for an AI company, trying to figure out why the BazaarContentWrapper isn't wrapping content from the correct bazaar. Your CS degree feels like it's watching you through the window, shaking its head in disappointment. But hey, the stock options are great, right? Right?

Your Code's Emotional Support Animal

Programming Devops Agile

8 months ago 162.5K views 0 shares

Your Code's Emotional Support Animal

The emotional damage of hearing "that feature won't be deployed" hits harder than any dog bite. You spent 3 days optimizing that algorithm, refactoring legacy code, and writing pristine documentation... only for management to casually toss it in the digital trash bin because "users won't notice it anyway." The dog might not bite, but management's casual dismissal of your work is the real psychological doberman attack. Somewhere in a parallel universe, there's a git branch with all our rejected masterpieces, living their best lives.