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Scope Change Laser Tag: The Pre-Release Edition
Agile Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
8 hours ago 75.9K views 0 shares
Scope Change Laser Tag: The Pre-Release Edition
The arcade battlefield we all dread! The client is pointing a laser gun at the project lead who's desperately trying to shield the junior dev from the chaos. It's that special moment when the client decides "hey, let's completely revamp everything" right before launch day. The project lead is taking all the hits while the junior dev stands safely in the background, arms crossed, blissfully unaware of the requirements apocalypse unfolding. Classic software development lifecycle - where "final requirements" are just a mythical concept and project timelines are more like... suggestions.

If You Say No You're Fired
Devops Agile Programming Debugging
2 days ago 68.1K views 0 shares
If You Say No You're Fired
Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of modern tech life captured in one painful image! 😭 The perky Product Manager with her AUDACIOUS question about "another" late-night deployment (as if the last one wasn't soul-crushing enough) while the developer—poor, hollow-eyed creature—has been reduced to a traumatized shell of a human being! The contrast between the cheerful "Are you free this weekend?" and the defeated "yes dear" response is just *chef's kiss* PERFECTION. The developer's face says "I haven't seen sunlight or my family in 47 years" but their mouth says "yes dear" because what choice do they have?! The weekend? What even IS a weekend anymore?!

Building Features On A Foundation Of Bugs
Debugging Devops Agile Programming Testing
1 month ago 99.8K views 0 shares
Building Features On A Foundation Of Bugs
The foundation is literally underwater but the product manager still wants two more cars in the garage! Classic software development life cycle where the bug backlog is a rising flood and everyone's pretending it's fine. That one developer standing in the driveway is definitely thinking "I told them we needed proper error handling before implementing the OAuth integration." Meanwhile, the team is about to demo the shiny new features to stakeholders while praying nobody clicks that one button that makes everything crash.