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OMG, the ULTIMATE programmer therapy session! 🦆✨ That rubber duck isn't just a bath toy, honey - it's the CHEAPEST THERAPIST in the coding universe! "Commit suicide" in programming means pushing your broken code to the shared repository, which is basically MURDERING everyone else's productivity. The drama! 💀 Instead, programmers use "rubber duck debugging" where you explain your code line-by-line to this judgmental little yellow friend until you realize your mistake was SO OBVIOUS the whole time. That duck will listen to your existential coding crisis without charging $200/hour or telling you to try yoga. Truly the emotional support animal programmers deserve!

The four horsemen of learning to code! On one side, you've got the lonely programmer figuring things out through trial, error, and tears. On the other side, the holy trinity that actually makes it possible: Stack Overflow (where code goes to be judged), W3Schools (the digital textbook we pretend to read), Indian YouTube tutorials (the true heroes who explain everything at 0.75x speed), and coffee (the magical liquid that converts caffeine into code). Let's be honest, without these four pillars, most of us would still be trying to center a div.

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