Yes, that seems about right!

Content HTML is a programming language because it can be used to program a computer to do something HTML is not a programing language 34 34 JavaScript is not a programming language 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

Content Product owner change request 2 days before launch fucking devs!

Ah, the classic programmer identity crisis. Someone asked for the most useful programming languages for 2025 and got Swift, C++, Go, and JavaScript mixed in with French, Japanese, Arabic, and German. Guess the algorithm can't tell the difference between talking to computers and talking to humans. Probably trained on Stack Overflow comments where both are equally incomprehensible. At least they didn't recommend COBOL - that would've been a real sign of AI hallucination.

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Content Network Engineers learning programming Programmers learning network engineering

Spotify Wrapped, but for developers' existential crises. The four horsemen of development reality: fixing bugs that spawn more bugs, spending 23.6 hours automating a 5.4-hour task, denying your code is the problem (narrator: it was), and watching six hours of tutorials only to find the solution in some random blog comment from 2011. The metrics don't lie, but they do hurt.