What Are The Chances

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What Are The Chances

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First panel: Code compiles perfectly with no errors or warnings. Pure bliss! A mythical unicorn moment!

Second panel: "Let me just recompile without changing anything to make sure it wasn't a glitch in the Matrix..."

Third panel: Suddenly 8,191 errors and 16,383 warnings appear. Classic.

Fourth panel: Programmer's soul leaves body.

The compiler is basically gaslighting you. "It worked? That must be a mistake, let me fix that for you." Schrödinger's code - simultaneously working and catastrophically broken until you dare to observe it twice.

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