Within Every Programmer

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Within Every Programmer

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The eternal battle raging in every developer's soul. One wolf whispers about stability, health insurance, and regular paychecks. The other wolf convinces you that your half-baked note-taking app with blockchain integration will definitely disrupt the market and make you the next tech billionaire. After 15 years in the industry, I've watched countless colleagues feed that white wolf, only to return to the corporate kennel six months later with their tails between their legs. The startup graveyard is littered with "revolutionary" apps that solved problems nobody had.

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